Matzoh Ball Square Pants

Matzoh Ball Square Pants is the nickname lovingly bestowed on Mats by his cousin, Alicia. She recently sent a card to Mats with hand prints and a lovely greeting (starting with "Dear Matzoh Ball Square Pants") which Mats asks us to read on a daily basis. Yesterday Mats out of the blue said "Square Pants rocks". He has never seen Sponge Bob, so we can only conclude that he was referring to himself. Little narcissist.